Jul 09 2007

The power of Email

Published by Peter

A great email sent by a collegue:

As always, I bow to your superior and god-like intelligence and stand in awe of your shining intellect. Indeed, I am in constant admiration of your repeated endeavours to improve the performance of your colleagues by providing appropriate criticism and guidance, even where it could be misconstrued as bullying and harassment.

Sadly, I find myself unable to bear any more of your emails. In fact, I will give you anything if you only stop sending bizarre emails to myself and my staff. Did you want my house, my car, my vintage jewellery, the promise of the heart of my first-born? Anything, so long as you please just stop.


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